"My only regret is that
I didn’t tell enough people
to fuck off."

— My 92 year old grandma. (via lipstickbabe)

(Source: lule-bell, via flurenscent--adolescent)

"

i’m your safety net,
the girl you don’t take to bed, the one
you play games with and tell me to put my life on hold
waiting for when
you stop kissing meaningless people and come back
ever the conquering hero who just wants to settle down
with that nice next door girl

well fuck you and fuck the horse you rode in on
my mouth is too beautiful to be filled with the ashes
of waiting on your backburner
my mouth is too beautiful to talk around your name
as if it was a shard of glass i hold between my teeth, no,
i’m not your plan in case your life goes south, i’m
way too fucking good for my whole story to be
“one day he’ll figure it out just wait and see”

i’m not yours i’m not i’m my own fucking person
and i have dreams and hopes and aspirations and
they’re all about a million times more important than
sitting around twiddling my thumbs until i’m your special person
because if you can’t get around to loving me now
don’t fucking bother

somewhere out there is a girl with great hair who would
fall for me the moment that our eyes meet or maybe there’s
somebody who starts a conversation in a library and
never wants to leave my side or maybe it’s a boy just like you
but i’m not ever his fucking fallback, i’m his main attraction

so keep it up keep saying you’re in love
because
it doesn’t matter to me
all that fucking much.

"

Written for my friend who asked for a poem about “your best friend telling you that he loves you and that he’ll always have a crush on you and that he thinks we’ll get married some day but he wont break up with his girlfriend.” /// r.i.d (via inkskinned)

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territorialcreep:

We are all legally adults yet..

ok can we just note tavros’ business casual pose while crammed in the seat of a child’s car

best-of-text-posts:

territorialcreep:

We are all legally adults yet..

ok can we just note tavros’ business casual pose while crammed in the seat of a child’s car

(via territorialcreep)

gauges:

"whats up??" ur boyfriends dick when he sees me lmao bye bitch

(via train-departed)

kohwala:

brb trapped in a republican bathroom

(via epicfunny)

(Source: 2000ish, via ruinedchildhood)

ruinedchildhood:

Teacher: Class started 20 mins ago…

Me

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(via ruinedchildhood)

(Source: erected, via territorialcreep)

(Source: ruinedchildhood)